Bacon is a very large man from Pakistan who ran and ran and ran with a fan in his hand. His mother was none other than Ham, but she's on the lamb because Stan McMann, the police man (from Northern Ireland), found her plan to hit Bacon on the head with a pan. Now Bacon lives in Missouri.

His life in Missouri

Bacon lives in the city of Ban, with a fan in his hand, and ran and ran. The Policeman, Ran McSan, told Bacon to stop running with a fan in his hand, because the fan was blowing air as he ran and ran, and the air landed on Ran's hand, and blew him from Ban, to the city of Chan, and he ran and ran to the city of Ban, to tell Bacon, that air from his fan sent him to Chan, so he ran and ran to Ban.