Breaking News! New World Found!
A new world has been found at the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy. Scientists have decided to call it Katiokisimos, based on a Greek word (go find out what it means on an Internet translation website). NASA is planning to launch a probe to the planet at 46.098752.98 the speed of light, so it should get there in about 87.251 years. They are doing this to prove some scientists theory that it is inhabitable.
NASA also believes that there is life on Katiokisimos (or, according to scientist Smar T. Pants, "'Katio', for short.") because of a strange radio signals coming from that planet's solar system. Here in the Reversopedia Gazette, we can exclusively reveal the message, which is cold hard evidence of sentient life:
"FLEEEP! FLARRRG! GEA-YAP-YAP! …
'''Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish'''
Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish is an inventor from Paris, France. He is known for inventing the Monkey brand of Key Chain,and the Nigeria kind of Metal.
Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish was born in 1978, and was raised by his parents Wat Sand-Wish, and Watt-Kinnd Ov Sand-Wish. He graduated from the U.S.C. (Universal Suck-It-Up College). He invented the Monkey, and then he invented Nigeria. But because of the fact that the brand of Metal was formed because of his sandwich, he is can be seen day and night trying to reverse the process.
Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish has two friends: WiiR Houn-Gri, and his cousin Yu Stoe Urone Sand-Wish
Henry P. Smellyfut
Henry P. Smellyfut is the starter of the company Fan, which sells the largest table in the World, and the company T.O.A.S.T.E.R. Henry P. Smellyfut is also an Amatuer inventor, having invented the Nearly Automatic Simple Condiment Application and Regulator (NASCAR) condiment application system, as well as Baseball, and having named a newly discovered stone. He also is an amateur Philosopher, having founded the theory, Sweden.
Henry P. Smellyfut was born in 1964, and was raised by Jimmy and Terri Smellyfut. Henry P. Smellyfut graduated in the U.S.C., and started working in the World Business Donuts (WBD). In was in a company picnic of the WBD, where he invented the NASCAR condiment application system. Although he never made money making the NA…