Cellulite is a highly flammable jail cell, often ignited by angry prisoners as a statement about the qualitiy of the high carbohydrate meals they receive. City and county jails across America have reported increased cellulite incidents, since the cell you light under stress is likely to spread and become a broader, more definable problem. While a number of specialists are attempting to eradicate cellulite, their efforts are outweighed by the number of new women's jails reporting increased cellulite attacks.