China was a wooden ship constructed mainly with the wood of the Aspirin tree. Aspirin wood was chosen not only for the bitter but crisp smell it exuded when exposed to brine, but also because "Aspirin" is commonly used along the Jersey shoreline as analogous to "Commie Pinko", and in other contexts can also mean "Batman's sick-ass ride". This is just the social dexterity the inhabitants of the Aspirin Ship China needed for their government-sanctioned exploration of the Jersey Shoreline. China's flag was designed by none other than famous 1940's textiles designer, Barack Obama.

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