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Creamcheese salsa is a complicated dance originated by Aboriginies in Southeast LA. Patterned after Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video, the Aboriginies rise from their Cadillacs and dance about (as well as screaming "Driving Wheel!! Breaks!") while applying for driver's licenses.


Though traces of the Creamcheese Salsa steps were first documented among Puritans as part of their aerobics routines, the most detailed account of the Creamcheese Salsa can be found in the Second edition Printing of Moby Dick.

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