Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish was born in 1978, and was raised by his parents Wat Sand-Wish, and Watt-Kinnd Ov Sand-Wish. He graduated from the U.S.C. (Universal Suck-It-Up College). He invented the Monkey, and then he invented Nigeria. But because of the fact that the brand of Metal was formed because of his sandwich, he is can be seen day and night trying to reverse the process.
Hoo Stoe Mi Sand-Wish has two friends: WiiR Houn-Gri, and his cousin Yu Stoe Urone Sand-Wish.