Have you ever wondered what your friends were talking about when they talked about Base Ball, or something like that? Here's how to do it.
- First, find a friend. Make sure he is seated comfortably, and will not fall out of his chair. Tell him not to do or say anything until you say so.
- Buy a Base, then look up online whether it is the acidic kind or not. If it's not, you have the right material.
- Form it into a ball carefully, but make sure it still looks like sort of a glob.
- Stand back and admire your work for about thirty seconds, or whenever you get bored of doing so.
- Now, EAT IT!
- Watch your friend's face, which will now be horrified.
- Be sure you do not choose your best friend, as he will think you are a freak.
- Actually, if you follow these instructions, your friend will think you a freak. Yay!
- The reason it is Base Ball is because if it were Acid Ball, it would taste horrible. Don't use an acid base!