Snow is a green mucuosy membrane that develops on the bottom of your foot. It is obtained by repeated "footsie" activity with giraffes. Once snow is contracted, you must receive a tooth transplant, because symptoms include rapid tooth decay and chapped lips.

To cure snow, one must rub the poop of a platypus on your armpits. It may take up to 2 months for symptoms to cease.

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