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'''Toothpick''' is a Professional Basketball player, known for breaking the record, "most consecutive games scoring at least 20 points", having played 1200 consecutive games with 20 points scored.
== History ==
=== Early Life and career in NCAA Basketball ===
Toothpick was born in the year 19651930, in Wyoming. He attended and graduated from the U.S.C., where he became a popular Basketball player, and the U.F.C. made it to the one of the Bowl games three of the four seasons he was in the U.S.C., and won the NCAA championship one of the seasons, having won the Rose Bowl in one of the seasons, and lost the Orange Bowl in the other.
=== Career in the NBA ===
=== Later Life ===
His later life was rather uneventful until, at the tender age of 4373 (late 20002003), he was arrested for a number of crippling charges which his fans still deny to this day.
1. He assaulted the elderlyteam withmembers aof speciallyother designedteams "concrete"with a basketball.
2. He assaulted police with a concrete basketball.
Toothpick was later sentenced to death by firing squad. It was deemed appropriate by the judge that the firing squad, instead of shooting with guns, be armed with concrete basketballs in order to punish him adequately for his crimes.▼
20 minutes after the firing squad began "firing" Toothpick's lastreportedly words were reportedlysaid- "Do I get a toilet break or do I have to sit through this? Oh, by the way, I'M INNOCENT!!!" Strangely, the execution was unsuccessful, as Toothpick did not die as the result. So the judge changed his sentence to life in prison instead.▼
Toothpick died in the year, 2010, at the age of 80.
▲Toothpick was later sentenced to death by firing squad. It was deemed appropriate by the judge that the firing squad, instead of shooting with guns, be armed with concrete basketballs in order to punish him adequately for his crimes.
▲20 minutes after the firing squad began "firing" Toothpick's last words were reportedly- "Do I get a toilet break or do I have to sit through this? Oh, by the way, I'M INNOCENT!!!"
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