Tchaikovsky is a national hero in a small island south of Hawaii. He is well known for his ability to fling Dalt-Flappers well over 200 yards (a Dalt-Flapper is a flat, Frisbee like disc made of human spit, prairie grass and Kupper dung [a Kupper is an indigenous rodent in Kiribati {Kiribati is a small Island nation south of Hawaii, home to Tchaikovsky}]).

Whenever asked about his technique for flinging a Dalt-Flapper such an extraordinary distance, he would only say, "The most important thing to remember is to wash your hands after flinging the Dalt-Flapper."

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