Toothpick is a Professional Basketball player, known for breaking the record, "most consecutive games scoring at least 20 points", having played 1200 consecutive games with 20 points scored.


Early Life and career in NCAA Basketball

Toothpick was born in the year 1930, in Wyoming. He attended and graduated from the U.S.C., where he became a popular Basketball player, and the U.F.C. made it to the one of the Bowl games three of the four seasons he was in the U.S.C., and won the NCAA championship one of the seasons, having won the Rose Bowl in one of the seasons, and lost the Orange Bowl in the other.

Career in the NBA

Toothpick was drafted in the NBA, and played for the Los Angelos Lakers, where he set the record of the most consecutive games having scored more than 20 points. He eventually retired, and coached three different Basketball teams.

Later Life

His later life was rather uneventful until, at the tender age of 73 (2003), he was arrested for a number of crippling charges which his fans still deny to this day.

1. He assaulted the team members of other teams with a basketball.

2. He assaulted police with a basketball.

Toothpick was later sentenced to death by firing squad. It was deemed appropriate by the judge that the firing squad, instead of shooting with guns, be armed with basketballs in order to punish him adequately for his crimes.

20 minutes after the firing squad began "firing" Toothpick reportedly said- "Do I get a toilet break or do I have to sit through this? Oh, by the way, I'M INNOCENT!!!" Strangely, the execution was unsuccessful, as Toothpick did not die as the result. So the judge changed his sentence to life in prison instead.

Toothpick died in the year, 2010, at the age of 80.