A new world has been found at the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy. Scientists have decided to call it Katiokisimos, based on a Greek word (go find out what it means on an Internet translation website). NASA is planning to launch a probe to the planet at 46.098752.98 the speed of light, so it should get there in about 87.251 years. They are doing this to prove some scientists theory that it is inhabitable.
Belief of Life[]
NASA also believes that there is life on Katiokisimos (or, according to scientist Smar T. Pants, "'Katio', for short.") because of a strange radio signals coming from that planet's solar system. Here in the Reversopedia Gazette, we can exclusively reveal the message, which is cold hard evidence of sentient life:
"FLEEEP! FLARRRG! GEA-YAP-YAP! FRANSAGINAQUINZON!! NUONAQUAZ! GAPA-APA-GAP-GEEEEEEEEEEEP! (static)
GRAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAW!!! HYANTANFADRAQUENWENT! HOOO! HOOOO!"
And we even have another quote from a worker from NASA, who kindly shared this information with us:
"I can't tell you anything! No! No! I WILL NO'T--- WHAT?! I didn't say--- HEY! Is that a microphone?! You little--- HEY! TURN THAT CAMERA OFF!! Hey!!!!! How did you even get in here?! HELLO?! ANYONE?! ARE THESE THREE AUTHORISED PERSONEL?! No answer huh?! You could get arrested for this! I am not--- ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF--- WHAT?!"
Clearly, this is a scientific breakthrough.